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The One Movie Meme

I think Ben Myers did this meme just to see how many people he can influence… and Halden tagged me, so here it goes:

1. One movie that made you laugh:
Death at a Funeral. Seriously, it was awesome.

2. One movie that made you cry:
Romero

3. One movie you loved when you were a child:
The Ten Commandments - I was a weird, weird child.

4. One movie you’ve seen more than once:
Hamlet by Kenneth Branaugh. I’ve watched this one so many times.

5. One movie you loved, but were embarrassed to admit it:
The Mummy

6. One movie you hated:
Mars Attacks. Honestly, I still want those 2 hours back.

7. One movie that scared you:
The Omega Codes. Who wouldn’t be scared that dispensationalists can put out such… stuff?

8. One movie that bored you:
V for Vendetta

9. One movie that made you happy:
Strange Brew

10. One movie that made you miserable:
Pirates of the Carribean 3

11. One movie you weren’t brave enough to see:
The Ring

12. One movie character you’ve fallen in love with:
Evelyn Carnahan from The Mummy

13. The last movie you saw:
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

14. The next movie you hope to see:
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - I just hope it doesn’t go the way of Star Wars. You hear me Lucas??

15. Now tag five people: Patrick, Chris, R. O. Flyer, Michael, and Eric.

Proclaiming Crankiness

So Halden has thought up another meme idea that I decided to run with as well: a proclamation meme. The difference to proclaiming something in comparison to a confessional statement is rather obvious - the proclamation will be a cantankerous opinion (maybe even scathing), as opposed to divulging and humble. Heres my list:

I proclaim: John Piper needs to let go of his individualism (which interestingly could ruin his theological system) and realize that “for the glory of God” is one of the most vague theological phrases. ever.

I proclaim: the mega-church will implode in near future (perhaps 20-30 years, if we’re lucky). It’s has too, because it’ll become totally useless and full of more tripe than it is now. However, until then, it’ll just get bigger, more corporate, and more obnoxious.

I proclaim: that the church, at least in America, needs to find a better position on the issue of sexuality, otherwise it risks looking like the Mormons and their (previous?) issues of racism.

I proclaim: that to me, the eucharist is the most meaningful of all the liturgical rites. 

I proclaim: George W. Bush, as he claims to be a Christian and yet tortures others, has done more harm to the body of Christ than anything I could think of from last century. We should find a way to excommunicate him. Yes, I know he is a protestant, but we should kick him the hell out of whatever we can. At least an ecclesial declaration that calls his actions a grave sin, particularly as it harms the universal body of Christ, and questions his life as a Christian. Christians ought to clean house when its this bad. (By the way, excommunication rightly understood is the acknowledgment of the sin by the church, and the community says that the effect of the sin is so great that it is rending the community apart. Therefore the church calls the sinner on their sin and puts the sinner outside of the community until they repent so they can re-enter the fold.)

I proclaim: Tony Blair is a terrible choice for a middle east envoy from the west. Honestly, you can’t just invade a country over there and think they’ll want to listen to you later. He needs to leave the spotlight for awhile. You sir, will never solve the middle east problem, and you are an embarrassing ambassador for the west.

I proclaim: Process theology can annoy me, but Wayne Grudem and John Eldredge annoy me far more and generally have less to say worth hearing.

I proclaim: while it might be true “that Anabaptism and Roman Catholicism have the most to teach the church universal,” it is people of different race, gender, sexuality, etc. that have the most to teach Anabaptists and Catholics.

I proclaim: that I hold to canonicity because the community at large does, and that is the way it should be.

I proclaim: Christ crucified. Christ risen. Christ will come again.

Confession Meme

meme of sorts has started, as I’m sure some of you are well aware. Its a confessional meme. Heres mine:

  • I confess: I’ve come very close to joining a denomination. Its something I’ve wanted to do - to join, get ordained and work at a school - but something I probably won’t ever do (join and ordained that is).
  • I confess: I’d had gone Roman Catholic if it wasn’t for one church in Portland, Oregon (don’t worry, it was a positive experience and not a negative experience of Catholicism). Oh, and the whole celibacy and no women priests thing. That too.
  • I confess: On the whole, the science and theology conversation doesn’t seem interesting.
  • I confess: Sometimes I wonder if a lot of theology is arguing for arguments sake.
  • I confess: It annoys me to no end when someone praying out loud uses the word “just” - as in, “God, if you’d just do this….”
  • I confess: I go to Union and I do not like R. Niebuhr and find Tillich to be uninspiring.
  • I confess: I have no freaking clue about what to do with the Pentecostal/Charismatic experience.
  • I confess: I once, for a very, very short time (and a long time ago), liked what John Piper said.
  • I confess: I worry that in the future, theology will become mostly a discussion of hermeneutics.
  • I confess: When someone says, “Because God told me so,” I feel frustrated, because its an appeal to authority that ends the conversation, and I wonder why God hasn’t told me so.
  • I confess: I want to spend an unethically large sum of money on computers and camera equipment.
  • I confess: I have only thumbed through my Richard Hays books.

 

How is this for a Meme?

There has been talk around the theoblogosphere about creating a new meme. I have an idea: In your opinion, theologically, what is the worst song, ever? And why?

Now I elect to stay away from songs of worship like hymns or modern day worship songs, mainly because I’m not interested age-old debates like Calvinism vs. Arminianism. Actually this is really an excuse to talk about one of my least favorite song. Ever. However, everyone else, feel free to name your own least favorite, and then a song to replace it.

My father came into town this last Friday and we went to see the Yankees get beat by the Mets up at Yankee stadium (much to the disappointment of my father), even with Clements pitching. During the seventh inning stretch, the people in-charge played the ever so popular “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” song over the speakers, but then a second song, one that churns up a deeply-rooted negative emotions inside of me, was played – “God, bless America.” Now of course this reaction stems from the critique about the nation-state, yoking church with violence, nationality vs. ecclesiology, blah blah blah. Same old stuff really. Good stuff, but not particularly new stuff if you know me or have read this blog much. My single greatest objection to the song is to the idea of a divinely sanction modern nation-state. So how about God blesses all people? That sounds like something God really does like to do. Since when were we ever so good to be divinely sanctioned, or even actually graciously blessed above all the other nations? Stupid false myths. We’re “blessed” because we have taken from the poor and killed many others for our “freedom” and “liberty” - our riches are blood money.

Anyways, I do have a song to suggest, and a song that in fact proceeded “God, Bless America” by five minutes at Yankee stadium – “You Shook Me All Night Long.” Yep, you read it right. It was only a couple months ago that I first really paid attention to the lyrics. Good lord it was nearly scandalous. Funny enough though, and perhaps not all that surprising, I can find a theological parallel – “Song of Songs.” Honestly, the only reason we do not blush the hues of the sun when we read that book in the Bible is because we don’t understand really what “his banner over me is love” really means. Yes, next time at church, when people up on stage sing that song, you can see how much we misunderstand the text. So “his banner” means God’s protection for us? Right…. See what happens when the church acts repressive? We miss the erotic power, we cleave off parts of our humanity – vitality and zest (the spices of life if you will), and get that god awful “Christian dating/courtship” subculture.

I “create” the podcasts here at Union now. I say this because soon I’ll be posting up a podcast that should help open one’s eyes to spices in the Bible.

Critiquing a favorite theologian

This is a rather late response to halden’s meme - critique a favorite theologian.

Edit: Looking back, I did do a post on Hauerwas that might also apply to Halden’s challenge. While Hauerwas is technically an ethicist and not exactly systematic, he does collapse the categories of theology and ethics into one category and has covered a great deal of territory in his many writings. So I suppose the reader can take their pick between Moltmann’s lack of method, or Hauerwas’ faulty use of history.

This challenge exposes a weakness I have, for all the reading I have done, I have rarely focused on one person’s systematic theology. And this limits the choices I feel even somewhat confident enough to talk about. However, if I were to pick someone, it would be Jürgen Moltmann. Given that theology in some areas (most prominently seen in liberation theology) has shifted from a focus upon the believer/atheist dichotomy to the person/non-person, James Cone has made the point that many theologies have lost their relevancy insomuch as they address an old question. However, there is a motif within European-born theology that holds promise for continuous relevancy between old and new theology: the suffering and hopeful Christ. This is why I have chosen Moltmann (no matter how much Halden might dislike him. heh.). Moltmann seems to be able to bridge the gap between many aspects of liberal, liberation, and conservative theology, but still retain a Christocentrism and this strength of Moltmann is very important for me right now.The truth be told, I’d begun writing a rather lengthy response to this meme sometime ago, only to realize that I should read more to adequately critique and thus I kept putting this off. So now as I actually write this, in an effort to not come off crazy or extend beyond myself, I’ll attempt to level one solid of crititque that I have noticed myself, but have also been vocalized by others as well, particularly by some faculty here.

Despite all that Moltmann has accomplished (helped revive Trinitarian work, helped revive eschatology, a great deal of thought on theodicy, a theology of Creation and even “opened up a veritable new chapter in theology, in which the suffering of God is almost a new orthodoxy” says Grenz and Olson in 20th Century Theology), Moltmann is not flawless - far from it.

In my book the most difficult flaw to deal with, is the lack of method. Moltmann simply does not line out a hermeneutical method (although I hear he says that he will finally write one). I like his writing and understand it well enough, but as far as he approaches the Biblical text or theology as a whole, there is next to no information on method from what I have seen. In fact, this is also a gripe I have heard from a few professors here at Union. So for me, to access Moltmann’s conclusions, I sometimes have to construct my own arguement, an argument that satisfies me and reaches his conclusion, because it just does not exist in his writings. With a lack of method, the rest of his writings seem to take on a whole other level of difficulty.

For instance, Moltmann came by Union for a Q and A while giving lectures in the city. We were given the lectures ahead of time to read. Here is a section:

The justice which Christ will bring about for all and everything is not the justice that establishes what is good and evil, and the retributive justice which rewards the good and punishes the wicked. It is God`s creative justice, which brings the victims justice and puts the perpetrators right. The victims of injustice and violence are first judged so that they may receive their rights. The perpetrators of evil will afterwards experience the justice that puts things to rights. They will thereby be transformed inasmuch as they will be redeemed only together with their victims. They will be saved through the crucified Christ, who comes to them together with their victims. They will `die` to their evil acts against their victims and the burden of their guilt in order to be born again to a new life together with their victims. Paul also expresses this with the image of the fire through which every human work is proved: `If any man`s work is burned up, he will suffer loss, though he himself will be saved, but only as through fire` (1 Cor. 3.15). The image of the End-time `fire` is an image of the consuming love of God and not an image of the wrath of God. Everything which is, and has been, in contradiction to God will be burnt away, so that the person who is loved by God is saved, and everything which is, and has been, in accord with God in that person`s life is preserved.

The purpose goal of erecting the victims and correcting the perpetrators is not reward and punishment but the victory of God`s creative justice over against all that is godless in heaven, on earth and under the earth. Victorious divine justice will not separate humankind into blessed and condemned at the end of the world, but will unite them for God`s great Day of Reconciliation on this earth. On this day all the tears will be wiped away from their eyes, the tears of suffering as well as the tears of remorse, for there will be no more suffering and pain nor crying (Rev 21, 4). The earth will than be cleaned up from the dirt of sin and death. The shadows of sin will disappear together with the night of death: “And death shall be no more”. Annihilated are the powers of annihilation.

Now, I was curious as to how this plays out in light of the scriptural text, Matthew 25, specifically about the sheep and the goats. I asked him and he said we are misreading the text. Well of course we are reading the text differently, but the only answer he gave to the question was that we are both the sheep and the goats - we are at least one point in our life, the person in prison, the visitor and the one who does not visit. Alright, I got that, but how does this work with the surrounding text? I would love to arrive at his conclusion (and kinda do actually), but he has not voiced well his hermeneutical method. So, the only way I can reach some of his conclusions is by creating my own theology and determining my own method with some goal in mind. Right. ‘Cause thats easy, especially with all the other hermeneutical problems to consider. Sigh. So in the end, until he lines out his method, Moltmann in my book will be someone with great insights and a visionary, but not a very good theologian in the professional sense.

do memes ever stop?

I found a book meme that I kinda like and its nice to have a little something in the blog until I post on Volf later.

1. One book that changed your life:
Theopolitical Imagination by William Cavanaugh. Its always the small things that change our worlds.

2. One book you’ve read more than once:
The Chosen by Chaim Potok.

3. One book you’d want on a desert island:
Lord of the Flies by William Golding.

4. One book that made you laugh:
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal by Christopher Moore. This is hands down the funniest book I’ve ever read.

5. One book that made you cry:
The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein.

6. One book you wish had been written:
Those other stories that the author of the Gospel of John alludes to.

7. One book you wish had never been written:
So many choices! There was a debate between Grudem and Eldredge, but then John Piper’s Desiring God won out.

8. Book(s) you’re currently reading:
Dynamics of Theology by Roger Haight and Anamnesis as Dangerous Memory by Bruce Morrill.

9. One book you’ve been meaning to read:
Exclusion and Embrace by Miroslav Volf. I’ve been putting if off for years, well that and Between Cross and Resurrection: A Theology of Holy Saturday by Alan Lewis.

10. Now tag five people:

No. If you’ve been meaning to update your blog, here is your opportunity. If you don’t have a blog, and want to respond, leave a comment (Yes, I ripped this last one off from Chris).

A Book Meme

I was included in a meme about books. However, it was nearly two years ago. Oops…. Well better late than never right?

How many books do you own?:

A lot. I’d say some where around 800 now, maybe more. I once tried to count them in undergrad, but I lost track after awhile.

Last book I read:

Well for class that was Gary Dorrien’s The Making of American Liberal Theology: Crisis, Irony, and Postmodernity. For fun? Uh, hm. I did get half way through Dorrien’s The Word as True Myth during Christmas break.

Five Books That Mean a Lot to Me:

The Crucified God by Jürgen Moltmann,
Torture and Eucharist by William Cavanaugh,
Risks of Faith by James Cone,
A Theology for the Social Gospel by Walter Rauschenbusch, and,
aw why not, Theopolitical Imagination by William Cavanaugh (I really like what that guy writes.)

And now to tag five people:

Halden, you meme fiend (I will be getting to that favorite theologian soon) choose some books – however, we already know Jensen and Lewis will be on your list, so find some others, dear God find some others… heh.

Adam M, post away.

Travis “I’m living in the Midwest” Waters, how about you bring some landlocked fun.

Mike at Catholic Anarchy, you can’t be all Cath…er bad with someone as much fun as Metz. Perhaps you could bring some color to our dreary, white-walled Protestantism?

And lastly, I’d like to see if anything changed in nearly two years (which is conceivably enough time for the meme to go all the way around the internet and back), so Chris, have you got a new list?

As for the rest of the readers of this blog, feel free to post away as well, this is by no means exclusionary, rather, I would at least hope to insure some response from someone and therefore the list above.


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