Jeebus is not my word. I wish it was. Apparently it has various origins: Homer Simpson and Duke Ellington. However, it also has a definition that goes beyond simply altering the name of Jesus in the great tradition of frick and frack for… well, you know: “Put alternatively, a person who follows the New Testament loves Jesus; a person who can’t wait to take away sick benefits from a dying lesbian because God Hates Fags loves Jeebus.” I swear I applied that very definition, not in the same exact words mind you, to the term Jeebus before I saw urban dictionary. I was under the impression that such a definition wasn’t common knowledge — I generally have to define the use of Jeebus, still.
Now, why am I explaining all this background? Two things. I have two perfect definitions of Jeebus. The first I have literally had on my mind for over a year, and the other I saw yesterday.
1. From the Flobots (who by the way, are awesome) in “Stand Up”: “Underfunded but we still don’t understand/Under God but we kill like the son of Sam/But if you feel like I feel like about the son of man/We will overcome.”
2. And a picture I got from Michael:
Do you have any definitions of Jeebus?