In case you’re some how oblivious, too many people have gotten too much time in the media by proclaiming the rapture comes May 21… which is today. Ah, premil, pretrib dispensationalist theology, how I have not missed thee.
Anyways, you may also be unaware that the Simpsons did an episode where only Homer is raptured — season 16, episode 19 called “Thank God Its Doomsday.” I once did an eschatology paper on it back in undergrad. Fun times. Anyways, you should see it — it is so good on so many levels. Right now you can watch the whole episode here.
Here is a clip from the episode if you’re curious: